Friday, January 16, 2004


Michael Jackson has plead not guilty to charges of child molestation.

Not surprising, and also not interesting.

How much more exciting it would have been if he had stood up and said "Yeah, your honor, guilty. I fucked all of them. I love fucking kids. I'd fuck your kids, and your kids, and your kids (at this point he is pointing first at the judge, then the lawyers, then members of the jury.) So sue me. Since when did fucking kids become a crime? Answer me that, Mr. Judgmental!"

That would beat O.J.'s trial's ass.


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