Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Terminator 4

I have won two games of chess in my life:

1) Two years ago, against H when she had just woken up from a nap (i.e. when she was asleep).

2) Over Christmas, against Deadbeat Dad, when he was totally smashed on six margaritas, half a bottle of wine, and three quarters of his giant highball glass of Martini and Rossi Vermouth, which he drinks straight.

The point is: if IBM could simply program a post-nap/fucking-wasted algorithm into Deep Blue I think I'd have a good shot at proving that man is smarter than machine.


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