Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Too Little Too Late

I opened this at random, and here is the first thing I read:

"If you enjoy doing something that a friend thinks is "nerdy" or "gay," know that your secret's safe with me. Write down whatever you like doing, no matter how silly or embarrassing you think it is."

So, write down all your "nerdy" and "gay" pleasures and send them to:

Bill O'Reilly
c/o FOX News
P.O. Box 900
Beverly Hills, CA 90213-0900

The next thing I read at random is something I really wish someone as honest and thoughtful as Bill O'Reilly had been around to tell ME back in high school:

"It's fun to listen to music that's new; it's fun to share it. It's fun to argue about whether "emo" or "ska" or "screamo" is worth listening to before they vanish from the scene. But if you're papering your wall with CDs, you're falling into a trap—one set up for you by the music execs who just want your money. Remember, you've got the power. Why do you suppose Mariah Carey was fired from the record label she recorded for? Because of you."


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