Thursday, November 18, 2004

I've Got One Word For You: Cholera

Two people across the cubicle wall are talking about Oregon Trail, but instead of feeling happy and like I'm experiencing a moment of cultural synchronicity with these assholes, I'm having the reaction I have when I'm at some party and everyone there sucks and my favorite song comes on the stereo and people are like "I love this song sooooo much, don't you just love this song? Come on, let's DANCE!" and then they're all like, "Check it out! The Cabbage Patch! Ha ha! Remember the Cabbage Patch? Ironic dances from Junior High RULE!"

You can't talk about Oregon Trail until you've LIVED Oregon Trail, cunts!


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