Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Tend Your Own Garden

The following should be read in a ten-year-old's voice, with uptalking at the end of each sentence fragment.

This one time, last week, we were watching this documentary in school, about this guy, and everyone in his town was always saying that he was really stupid, and that he could never do anything, and then one day, he saw this rocket go off into space, and he thought about it a lot, and so he went to school, but his family and friends still told him he was stupid all the time, but he studied rockets, and eventually he became very intelligent just doing this, and eventually everyone saw him launch his rocket and he was famous and got a parade, and so really, you shouldn't pay a lot of attention to criticism, so much.


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