Wednesday, June 08, 2005

I'M ROUNDING UP ALL THE FAN FICTION WRITERS AND I'M TAKING THEM ALL TO JAIL

A Word About "Fan Fiction"

We post excerpts from some of Sandra [Brown]'s more recent books so that you, the reader, can make more informed purchasing decisions. We now ask that you help us in return. Fan Fiction is illegal. Taking characters from an author's work and adapting stories around them constitutes copyright infringement. If you discover "Fan Fiction" of Mrs. Brown's work, please don't hesitate to email us.

Thank You


I like the idea of Sandra Brown (author of works such as Words of Silk and Breath of Scandal) being put out of business by the superior work of her fan fic writers. To date, I've never heard of anyone making any money, or getting laid, because of their alternate adventures using copyrighted characters. In fact, to the best of my knowledge, fan fiction writers rarely leave their rooms or interact with "human beings." Nevertheless, it is an illegal practice that MUST BE STOPPED.

Please report the following people to the proper authorities:

http://www.quantumleap-alsplace.com/fanfic/
http://night_court.tripod.com/stories/stories.html
http://www.topthat.net/DWT/Fanfic/
http://www.seibertron.com/creative/index.php?view=all&type=fiction&cat=4
http://www.full-house.org/fhfns/fhfnsfr.html

DEAR CRIMINALS,
HAVE FUN IN JAIL. AND THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL LIKE WRITING A REALLY HACKNEYED CHRISTMAS STORY STARRING YOUR FAVORITE SITCOM CHARACTERS FROM 1991, MAYBE YOU'LL REMEMBER THE TIME YOU GOT RAPED IN THE SHOWER ROOM, SHIVVED, LEFT FOR DEAD, AND THEN THROWN IN THE HOLE FOR A WEEK. ALTERNATIVE ADVENTURE THAT, FUCKERS.

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