Monday, June 20, 2005

Two Dollars

This is a good story for keeping with today's blow-job theme. It was told by my Ha-Ha teacher.

He knows a guy who lives in L.A. (That's Los Angeles, which is this big city on the West Coast. Whatever, it doesn't matter.) Recently, the guy was walking down the street when a homeless crackhead approached him. "Hey, man, I'll suck your dick for two dollars," the homeless crackhead said. "What?" the guy asked. "I'll suck your dick for two dollars." "No, that's okay, thanks." The guy started to walk away and the homeless crackhead threw his hands up in despair. "TWO DOLLARS!" he cried out, as if the price were the sticking point.

And then you laugh.


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