Thursday, July 07, 2005

This Morning Zoo

DJ 1: Don't tell me we're goin' down in some water. I don't want to hear that.
Woman DJ: You know what? If your plane is crashing to the ground, all that stuff they tell you don't mean nothin', you ain't gonna remember it, you gonna be praisin' the lord. "Help me, oh sweet Jesus!"
DJ 2: I'M GRABBIN' THAT MASK!

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DJ 1: So, Lil' Kim's going to jail for one year.
DJ 2: Man, all these beautiful women are goin' to jail...with money!
DJ 1: You think Lil' Kim's beautiful?
DJ 2: She cute! She look like a little lion.

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