Monday, August 29, 2005

Co-Ed Naked Asshole

On the way to work this morning I saw a bumper sticker in the back window of the car in front of me that said:

George W. Bush
Like a Rock

The problem, of course, beyond the general stupidity of this bumper sticker, is that it was in their back window, in a bumper sticker holder. That's like wearing a "Co-Ed Naked Lacrosse" shirt underneath your button-down Oxford. If you're going to subscribe to the moronic sloganeering of bumpstick culture, you've got to commit, dude. The only thing worse than bumpsticks is bumpsticks that people tape on or, as with this jackass, buy a special frame for so that they can maximize their car's resell value without minimizing their inability to cogently express an original idea.

Double negs!


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