Monday, August 29, 2005

Oh, I Totally Ordered a Pizza from Him/Her=We Done It

This post is funnier if you read this first.

Worker #3116: Oh, you're home.
McCullen: Yeah, what?
Worker #3116: It's just that I thought maybe you would be on a date.
McCullen: Whatever.
Worker #3116: I thought maybe you would have ordered a pizza.
McCullen: Shut up.
Worker #3116: Hi, I'd like a large blow-job with pepperoni.
McCullen: Shut up.
Worker #3116: Hi, I'd like a medium blow-job with pepperoni.
McCullen: SHUT UP!
Worker #3116: Hi, I'd like a medium cheese-stuffed-crust blow-job with pepperoni.
McCullen: ...
Worker #3116: ...
McCullen: Are you finished?
Worker #3116: I can't think of any other good ones...

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