Monday, August 08, 2005

Parkinson's Item

Can someone explain this blind item to me?

WHICH '80s heartthrob actor had a jarring sexual experience while on a recent overseas jaunt? He awoke to find the woman he'd brought back to his hotel room urinating on him...
(New York Post)

I don't care who it was, what I want to know is where did the Post get this information? How would anyone know this or be able to verify it? The only way I can possibly believe any of this would be for it to be worded as such:

WHICH '80s heartthrob actor had a jarring sexual experience while on a recent overseas jaunt when he awoke to find the woman he'd brought back to his hotel room urinating on him and then immediately called to tell us all about it in the hopes of becoming a '00s heartthrob à la Diane Keaton in Something's Gotta Give? You know what they say, there's no such thing as bad publicity. The young lady in question verified his story, along withphotographss featuring the actor holding two forms of i.d.

Anyhow, it was probably Michael J. Fox.

HA HA HA HA.
Peeing on Michael J. Fox. while he's sleeping. AWESOME.

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