Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Post-dated Futureletter

Dearest futurewife,

I think we both are going to say a lot of things futurelast night that we both are going to regret. I know I am going to did. Like when I will have said that futurechild was your futureson/futuredaughter, as if all of the problems we will be having with discipline are all your futurefault. And that "joke" I'm going to make about the weight that you will have been unable to lose after the birth of futurechild, no matter how hard you are going to try, will simply be was cruel and unkind. I am going to apologize, from the bottom of my heart. I am going to love you forever.

Worker #3116