Friday, August 19, 2005


[Somehow, Worker #3116's optometrist talked him into getting Transitions lenses in his new glasses.]

Worker #3116: I'm kind of worried about my Transitions. I think they're going to make me look like a jack-ass.
Stevil: ...
Worker #3116: ...
Stevil: It might be okay. Like in those commercials when they walk in from the future, they seem to work pretty well.
Worker #3116: That's the thing, though. I'm more worried about the transition from indoors to outdoors. I'm not going to be doing a lot of travel between the future and the present.
Stevil: Actually, I think they're always in the future.
Worker #3116: ...
Stevil: ...

UPDATE: Worker #3116 has cancelled his Transition lenses.


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