Thursday, September 15, 2005

The Scorpion and the Fucking Retarded Ass Frog

One day a scorpion arrived at the bank of a river he wanted to cross, but there was no bridge. He asked a frog that was sitting nearby if he would take him across the river on his back. The frog refused and said, "I will not, because you will sting me."

The scorpion replied, "It would be foolish for me to sting you because then we would both drown."

The frog saw the logic in the scorpion's words, and agreed to carry the the scorpion across. But when they were halfway across the river the scorpion stung the frog. The stunned frog asked, "Why did you sting me? Now we will both die!"

The scorpion replied, "Fuck that, I can jump from here, sucker. Byeeeeee!" As the frog was subsumed by the roiling waters, the scorpion lept to the other bank, and continued on his merry way to a pizza dinner being held in his honor. That frog was a retarded bitch, and he paid the ultimate price. "Ha ha," the scorpion thought to himself. "Ha ha ha."

1 Comments:

Anonymous Brother #3116 said...

Hahaha. You are quite the modern-day Aesop. You should make a fables #3116 series.

11:10 AM  

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