Wednesday, September 07, 2005

The Supreme Court Short-List

With another vacancy on the court, and the media filled with reports on the government's failed response to Hurricane Katrina, it will be one of Bush's top priorities to nominate someone to the bench and put something besides his own shortcomings on the front page. To that effect, he has released the short-list of judicial nominees, all of whom are highly qualified and have a televised record of their positions on the issues of the day:

Judge Hatchett
Judge Mathis
Judge Joe Brown
Judge Judy

Personally, I'm a bit wary of Judge Joe Brown's staunch position against keeping your boyfriend's car after a difficult break-up, but I definitely like his take on the whole my-grandma-owes-me-money-from-her-surgery debate.


Blogger s. badazz said...

how about supreme court justice texas justice nee judge texas justice?

12:54 PM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

He didn't make the short-list because of what is perceived to be a leftist bent on the touchstone issue of alimony payments for kids what who you think are actually the genetic descendents of the guy what which your ex-ball-and-chain was ballin while you was away.

12:58 PM  

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