Friday, October 28, 2005

BREAKING NEWS

As many of you may have done, I quickly checked CNN.com this morning, looking for what kind of breaking news they might have on the Plamegate case. If you did not know, the grand jury's term ends today (unless Patrick Fitzgerald petitions for an extension, which a source close to the investigation says he may do in order to better prosecute Karl Rove, aka "Blood Worm"), so if indictments are falling, the time is nigh.

But nothing could prepare me for the shock of the headline:

George Takei, 'Trek's' Sulu: I'm Gay

It is just like the Bush administration to try and throw up a smokescreen to shift everyone's attention from trouble in the White House. It's not going to work this time, though, Mr. Bush. There's no "changing the story" here. You know why? BECAUSE OF COURSE SULU IS GAY, DUMBASS. WE HAVE EYES. Smoke this.

2 Comments:

Anonymous brother #3116 said...

you can totally tell that this was smoke screen Plan B, after Sheryl Swoopes' similar announcement fell on deaf ears yesterday.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous trevor said...

bush's tactic for this afternoon: my daughter has herpes

12:26 PM  

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