Thursday, October 27, 2005

Crouching Worker #3116, Hidden Worker #3116

A nine year-old girl told me last night that I was getting much better with the bo staff. She said that some of the other girls had also remarked upon it, in the locker room.

If you have any doubts about her reliability, in terms of either her intellect or her honesty, she then went on to tell me that if Oprah and Bill Gates got married they would...[stretch your arms as wide as you can] like, the richest people!

She knows what the fuck of which she speaks.


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