Friday, October 07, 2005

Devendra Pornhart

More fun with illegal crimes!

I was downloading Devendra Barnhart's new album, Cripple Crow, without paying a cent! But when I searched for "Hey Mama Wolf" I once more fell upon someone's porn collection, which included the following title:

mom sucks pizza boy off because she has no money

You're probably thinking this is not worth mentioning, since it is a cliché storyline as old as porn itself. But then you see how I initially read it:

mom sucks pizza off boy because she has no money

And now you are tumescent!

2 Comments:

Anonymous DOOTHY said...

!!! i read it the same exact way. and pictured it ... a mess ... no money ... for plates?!

DOOTHY

10:15 AM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

I was about to download it before I realized my mistake.

10:41 AM  

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