Tuesday, October 18, 2005

It's Like a Regular Fucking Comic Relief Over Here, Except I'm the One Who's Dying, and FUCK ROBIN WILLIAMS

Date: October 17, 2005
Setting: Karate Dojo Locker Room
Comedian: Tall, bald man, late 30s, socially awkward mien.
Joke: You know, the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. Yeah, you know it has to have been invented in West Virginia because if it had been invented anywhere else they would have named it the "teethbrush."
Results: Absolute silence. The exchange of uncomfortable glances. Murder.

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Date: October 18, 2005
Setting: Computer Training Lab
Comedian: Woman, early 40s, interest in musical theater and Asiatic silk garments.
Joke: You'll have to wait a few moments for the page to load...Time for a joke...A baby seal walks into a club.
Results: The exchange of light-hearted laughter. Long pause. Suicide.

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