Thursday, October 20, 2005

Lost (Dignity)

Hurricane Wilma, J.J. Abrams, apple, ipod, Harriet Miers

McCullen: If you were trapped on the island, who would you masturbate to?
Stevil: If I were trapped on the island I would masturbate to [redacted].
McCullen: I would masturbate to Locke.
Stevil: What?!
Worker #3116: Gross.
McCullen: Yeah...Locke!
Stevil: Gross.
Worker #3116: That is gross.
McCullen: What? He can walk!
Stevil: He's so old!
McCullen: He's not that old.
Worker #3116: You've really lowered the bar for yourself. Now all you require is that someone be ambulatory.

2 Comments:

Anonymous mccullen said...

but have you seen the WAY he walks? there is definitely some deliberate sexual enticement going on in those chinos.

3:42 PM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

You are only making things worse for yourself...and the rest of us.

6:06 PM  

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