Thursday, October 20, 2005

Lost (Dignity)

Hurricane Wilma, J.J. Abrams, apple, ipod, Harriet Miers

McCullen: If you were trapped on the island, who would you masturbate to?
Stevil: If I were trapped on the island I would masturbate to [redacted].
McCullen: I would masturbate to Locke.
Stevil: What?!
Worker #3116: Gross.
McCullen: Yeah...Locke!
Stevil: Gross.
Worker #3116: That is gross.
McCullen: What? He can walk!
Stevil: He's so old!
McCullen: He's not that old.
Worker #3116: You've really lowered the bar for yourself. Now all you require is that someone be ambulatory.


Anonymous mccullen said...

but have you seen the WAY he walks? there is definitely some deliberate sexual enticement going on in those chinos.

3:42 PM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

You are only making things worse for yourself...and the rest of us.

6:06 PM  

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