Tuesday, October 18, 2005

The "People" Under the Stairs

I have been paying very close attention to our new downstairs neighbors (bye bye, babies), and this is what I have learned:

1. They create almost no garbage.
2. They read the local newspaper.

It should be pretty obvious where I am going with this, because I'm not that smart and even I saw it right away: our new downstairs neighbors are an alien race, sent to gather as much information on our species, at least as far as it concerns the local community, as possible. CORRECTION: Our new downstairs neighbors are a mixed-alien-race. Because one of them is a black alien.


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