Thursday, October 06, 2005

Stump the Court Guys

Tom: I'm going to go out on a limb, here.
Ray: Oh boy.
Tom: Let me finish. I'm going to take a wild guess and say that you have a dead squirrel trapped in the bill of rights.
Ray: They go inside for the warmth.
Tom: He got stuck in there, and that's where that tricky clause about gay marriage is coming from.
Ray: What did the dead squirrel say to the bill of rights?
Tom: What?
Ray: You're nuts.
Tom: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Ray: HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Tom: Get it, Judd Geeyudy?

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