Thursday, October 20, 2005

Superworker #3116

George Bush, Vladimir Putin, Howard Stern, SCOTUS

I think I may be the only person who still thinks it's "cool" when I can see my breath. When I was little I used to pretend that seeing my breath was actually my superpowered freezing-breath. I also used to tell my stepmom to watch how fast I could run, and then I would run to the corner and back. When I got back I would say "You probably couldn't see me, I was running so fast. If you could see me at all it would have just been a blur." She would nod, and eventually divorce my dad.

Seriously, though: my breath writ visible is sweet.

It is a wonder I am not attracted to boys.


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