Friday, November 18, 2005

1. She Was a Hoor
2. She Raped Me

BRITTANY Murphy has been dropped by her manager, Joanne Collonna, and her agents at ICM. Rumors abounded yesterday, but cited a nasty, not-so-blind item in Ted Casablancas' column on E!online, which claimed a "smacked out" actress named "Jordache Junky" (Murphy has recently starred in the Jordache jeans commercials) had sex with a waiter at an industry bar mitzvah. A rep for Murphy, who has been helping her mother deal with cancer, said, "Brittany is making a transition in her representation and has parted ways amicably with Brillstein-Grey and ICM. Not the other way around. The blind item on E!online is not Brittany."
(New York Post)

I always hated Brittany Murphy, but the hating only gets easier. If you are at a celebration for the coming-of-age of a 13-year-old and you just seriously need to get some fuck, why not go for the new "man" in the room? If you're a hoor like Ms. Murphy you can probably even talk him into slipping you the $180 Aunt Phyllis gave him, and call you a cab on his brand new Razr (thanks Uncle Al). But a waiter? Why don't you just get "garbage" tattooed on your big, Pro-Active-Ad-in-the-Making forehead.


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