Thursday, November 03, 2005

The 3116th Estate: Putting Bad Guys Between a Blog and a Hard Place since 2003!

There are a lot of crackpot conspiracy theories circulating about Donald Rumsfeld's ownership of Tamiflu stock. At first I tried to brush them off, until I heard that he also started the horrific Bird Flu Pandemic of 1918. Him and The Vampire LeStat.

Scary, dudes.


Blogger s. badazz said...

i would only agree to live forever if i had eternal youth. why would i want to look like donald rumsfeld for the last 300 years of my life? why would i want to give up all of this (hand waving over my face in the way that indicates the totality of my countenance)?

2:35 PM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

How very Portrait of Dorian Gay of you.

2:40 PM  

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