Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Cancer Impatient

Remember my injection wound from the secret experiment the government is conducting on Jews? Well, I still had it this weekend, and someone said that it was either an ingrown hair or cancer. Arm cancer. Anyhow, now we'll never know which one it was because first I started picking at it until it spread into a bizarre bruise, and then I kept picking at it until it bled at the edges, and then I took a knife, cauterized it on a kitchen stove, and burned the fucker off.

If that's what I do to cancer, imagine what I do to the fool who is so careless about checking himself that he ends up wrecking himself.

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