Wednesday, November 09, 2005

El Coke con Cherries

Both soda fountains in the Hot Caff are out of Cherry Coke, but one is marked "Out" and the other is marked "No Mas." That means I've been unknowingly using the Spanish language soda fountain for almost two years.

GROSS!

Now I've probably got "los AIDS" or whatever.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i had cherry coke at lunch today.

2:13 PM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

Congratulations, now I'm bored.

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A famous Harvey once said, "If you're bored, then you're boring."

2:20 PM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

An unfamous Worker #3116 once said "shut the fuck up, anonymous commenter."

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bitch, bitch, bitch. You have like 3 anonymous commenters so be happy.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

It just means three times as much "shut the fuck up"ing.

2:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sometimes when I'm trying to make sense of what you are saying, I mistake you for that guy who was raised in a closet and forced to talk with mice.

2:44 PM  
Anonymous trevor said...

i think corporate casual has a secret admirer.

cue: audience noise like when kelly bundy enters the bundy house in a particularly slutty outfit (even for her)

3:11 PM  
Blogger CosmicMojo said...

how can you tell what I'm wearing?

3:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's hardly a secret, SeƱor Muy Astuto.

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you what would be funny? if you did get 'los aids' as you call it and then there was a mexican or some spanish speaker or maybe even the janitor at the funeral parlor or somethign and he was feeling sympathetic for you and your dead body and i printed out this diary entry. And then I translated it to spanish for him maybe, and then i asked him what he though of you then? would he feel sympathy for you then?

perhaps that would be funny? would it?

4:17 PM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

Yes.

Especially if the janitor was poor.

4:24 PM  

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