Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Hi, I'm Steve Nachos. Welcome to Jacka$$!

PARIS Hilton plaything Stavros Niarchos III is some kind of class act. After he fueled up at L.A.'s Element club the other night, the Greek shipping heir and a posse of pals stopped at Burger King. "Stavros offered a homeless man outside $100 to dump a soda on himself," a source squealed to Us Weekly. The desperate bum took the payout "and everyone laughed," reports the source.
(New York Post)

I'm not sure how to feel about this. On the one hand, I'm like, Finally, a rich person with his priorities straight. But 100 bucks?! It was just soda! I guess Nachos figured he couldn't ask the bum to piss himself for the money because he already had.

Hey, Nachos, you should get your own reality show where you go around pulling hilarious pranks on poor people. That would be like shooting fish in a barrel, laughs-wise. HEY! That could be one of your bits: you could fill a barrel with a bunch of bums and shoot them.

2 Comments:

Anonymous trevor said...

i heard he dumped mary-kate cuz she wasn't into public humilz. also, she was fat.

5:05 PM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

totes.

9:15 AM  

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