Monday, November 28, 2005

I Am Thankful for Fuck This Family

Also: I liked the part at Thanksgiving where someone said that after dinner we should go around the table and everyone should say what they are thankful for and Step-Grandpa #3116 said "No!" and grimaced. Then, right before dessert, he came up with some story about how he had to go home and take care of a dog. He just kept repeating the same thing over and over, "It's over there, barking, and it's breaking my heart."

Old people lies are the best because there are only so many left.


Post a Comment

<< Home