Friday, November 18, 2005

I Have an Announcement to Make: I'm a Fucking Asshole, and I Had a Big Lunch

It's gross enough having to go to the bathroom at work, with all of these jerks' little quirks and toilet-personalities, like the guy who goes to the bathroom fifteen times a day and TALKS TO HIMSELF, or the mystery pooper who clogs up the toilet every afternoon with his special surprises. All of that EFFECTS me as a PERSON and makes me SAD about my LIFE.

But to the guy carrying a magazine down the hall and into the bathroom as if to say ATTENTION WORK: I AM ABOUT TO TAKE A SHIT BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THAT EASY, you, sir, are the worst.

1 Comments:

Blogger Gary Freedman said...

I'm a Fucking Asshole, and I Skipped Lunch.

4:53 PM  

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