Monday, November 28, 2005

Let's Talk Turkey

Best Story of Monster Thanksgiving Rally, 2005:

Pépé #3116 told a story about how in the war, the army would hold movie night for the troops. They showed the movie Best Foot Forward twice a night, on three separate occasions. After seeing the movie six times, Pépé #3116 told us, he had fallen in love with its star, June Allison. Here, Mémé #3116 interjected that Pépé #3116 later got to meet June Allison. It was true, Pépé #3116 said, he saw her on a plane a few years ago, and he approached her and told her that he had fallen in love with her in the army. As he tells it, she was very nice, and she thanked him. Then Mom #3116 asked how Pépé #3116 recognized her, now that she must be in her 80s. "Oh," he said, "she still looked just like June Allison...and, you know, she was in that Depends commercial."

Best Response to the Best Story of Monster Thanksgiving Rally, 2005:

Mémé #3116: I saw her in that Depends commercial and I said, "What did you ever see in her?"

Best Overheard Rap Lyric of Monster Thanksgiving Rally, 2005:

"Her pussy tight like an airplane bathroom" --Tony Yayo

Worst Overheard Rap Lyric of Monster Thanksgiving Rally, 2005:

"Her pussy tight like an airplane bathroom" --Tony Yayo

Best Monster Truck Rally of Monster Thanksgiving Rally, 2005:


THE ONE I WENT TO, BITCHES!

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