Tuesday, November 01, 2005


Have you seen Madonna's new music video? It's the gross. It reminds me of the scene in Gummo when the mom dances with the retarded boy in the dirty basement. I think the publication of your first children's book coincides with the end of your term as dance club beauty queen. It also just doesn't work to see you dancing all up on that guy in da club when your husband is obviously watching the video monitor during the shoot, while picking out window treatments for the "kabbalah room" of your mansion.

Seriously, this video makes me feel like my mom is raping me.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah it's bad. You can't - I mean, CAN'T - reinvent yourself with disco. Bad Madonna, bad!

11:13 AM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

Actually, I think you can reinvent yourself with disco. What you cannot reinvent yourself with is a club-scene centered around Dance, Dance Revolution.

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok. Because I'm starting to like you, I will take your word for it...

...IF you give me an example of someone who successfully reinvented himself/herself with disco.

11:34 AM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...


See: I just blew your mind.

11:40 AM  
Blogger s. badazz said...

the rapture. kylie minogue. top that, top that.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy hell! How could I have forgotten about Kylie?

Right. You can reinvent yourself with disco.

And Madonna hasn't done that. She was teaching moves on TRL for crying out loud. Bad Madonna!

11:48 AM  
Anonymous mccullen said...

personally i found this video hot. while watching it i said these things to myself:

1. she has really strong legs.
2. she is flexible! but that should come as no surprise, she loves yoga. don't you remember the Die Another Day video?
3. her hair is cute. i wonder if she liked to wear it like that the first time it was in style?
4. she went to michigan for dance! thats why she is so good.
5. child street dancers. missy be puttin it down- she's the hottest 'round.
6. these eggs are not cooked properly.

2:13 PM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

Yeah, but your whole life philosophy could be summed up as "Age ain't nothin but a number. Preferably a really big number."

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never forgave Madonna for laughing (in Truth or Dare) at her assistant after the the assistant gets ANALLY GANG RAPED.

True story, watch the movie. Very disturbing.

-- CC

11:04 PM  

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