Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Mr. President?

Clown Coffee and I have a fun game we like to play. We take snippets of my President's speeches and/or responses to questions from the White House press pool, and we try to formulate the question that he seems to be answering that was obviously never asked.

Here are a few examples:

[Question that was never asked: Mr. President, is it hard work?]

"It's hard work."
--President George W. Bush


[Question that was never asked: Mr. President, should the American people be worried that (Republican Arizona Senator Jon Kyl) is the kind of fellow who might do something that would make them ashamed?]

"You don't have to worry about him not telling the truth or doing something that would make you ashamed. He's not that kind of fellow"
--President George W. Bush


[Question that was never asked: Mr. President, how often do you think about Iraq? And I have a follow up.]

"I think about Iraq every day."
--President George W. Bush


[Follow-up question that was never asked: Every day?]

"Every single day."
--President George W. Bush


GAME ON!

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