Friday, November 18, 2005

Rape News

Clown Coffee keeps saying that he's going to rape me at three o'clock. With a broomstick. Or a cardboard Christmas tree.

(Rape Update: For those of you who have been violated by a same-sex co-worker with a holiday decoration in what you had once thought was the safety of your cubicle, we are meeting in the Hot Caff to let our voices be heard at the Take Back the Afternoon rally. Please attend. Do not let the fear win, that is just what the fear wants. We will be meeting up at 3:05, just after we get raped.)


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