Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Wait For It...

You know how it is that first (and often last) time when you see someone you thought you liked in a whole new light and suddenly your boner for them has died. Like, you're just trying to enjoy an episode of Strangers With Candy together and they don't get any of the jokes, or maybe the President of the United States comes on TV and you realize THEY DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM! Something earth-shattering. And then whenever you see them or they call on the phone there's this instantaneous cringe and it's just painful, like when your gums are raw and you have to brush your teeth, or when someone on reality TV opens their mouth and strings words together in a "sentence." Ewwww. You know? And you're on the phone and you're just thinking "Okay, get me out of here. This girl is a loser, and she's clearly drunk."

It's even worse when it happens with your dad.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you annoy me.

10:30 AM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

Yeah. Now imagine BEING me.

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Tom D. said...

you ammuse me.

1:55 AM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

thhanks

7:42 AM  

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