Thursday, November 10, 2005

Water Is Nature's Vodka-Cranberry

Clown Coffee: Do you want to go get water?
Worker #3116: I DO! LET'S GO!
Clown Coffee: Okay, let's go.

[Worker #3116 finishes typing an email]

Worker #3116: Hold on, I'm coming...over...for water...drinks.
Clown Coffee: Come on over around eight, we're gonna have some water drinks...
Worker #3116: Ha ha.
Clown Coffee: Ha ha.
Worker #3116: Dudes, could everybody just put a couple bucks in the cup?! The water's all tapped-out and we don't want the party to have to end. Water-run!

2 Comments:

Blogger s. badazz said...

i wish water was nature's lycheetini

4:13 PM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

Close!

Lycheetinis are homos's water.

4:21 PM  

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