Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Floats Like a Butterfly, Stings Like a Jackass

"According to our sources, Federline and 'an entourage' danced away until 4:30 a.m. at Tao while Mike Tyson and Joy Bryant looked on."
(New York Post)

I really like this construction, which is particular to gossip pages. While it is intended simply to point out that Mike Tyson and Joy Bryant were in the same club as Kevin Federline and his friends but that they were not dancing, I like to take it literally. I like to imagine Mike Tyson enraptured, barely even touching his drink as he watches the hypnotic gyrations of the lithe and fit Federline, who I am assuming was wearing a wife beater and a doo-rag.


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