Monday, December 05, 2005

Hi, 1998 Called, They Want Their MTV News Back


L'il Kim: 0
Foxy Brown: -1

I'm very excited about how Foxy Brown and L'il Kim continue to battle each other long after either of them mattered. Biggie dead, bitches! First, there are their competing dance-hall singles (Kim's "Put Ya Lighters Up" v. Brown's "Come Fly with Me"), and their competing legal troubles (Kim's perjury trial v. Brown's assault trial) and what is certain to become some kind of street-level disability battle. Kim will roll up in her BKLYN Stephen Hawking chair be like "Fuck Foxy Brown, she may be deaf, but I have lost all feeling in the left side of my body! And I color blind! Top that top that!" Then it's all whirrrrrrrrr back to Bed-Stuy.


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