Monday, December 19, 2005

Miscegikongination

I seen the most tragically heart-breaking love story of all time last night, The King Kong. So, okay, these guys go to Skull Island, right, which is inhabited by scary cannibals and also King Kong. And then them cannibals take Naomi Watts and say, "Here you go, King Kong, here is Naomi Watts." They put a necklace on her, and then King Kong takes Naomi Watts up into a mountain and she sees on the ground of the mountain a pile of necklaces just like the one she's wearing, littered among some bones. She is very scared because this means that she is not the first girl that King Kong has taken. Then later The King Kong falls in love with her. But he killed all the previous girls.

You see what I'm saying?

The King Kong doesn't like black chicks.

5 Comments:

Blogger maya said...

you actually mad me laugh....
guess the movie is really not worth watching is it??...lol

2:17 PM  
Blogger s. badazz said...

which is weird, because you would think, monkey + monkey = yes. monkey + beautiful white woman = no.

2:45 PM  
Anonymous trevor said...

steven?

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Swimmer said...

Here's how I see it: Kang Kronk was just being playful with the other bitches and ripped them apart. It was an accident! Kang was just trying to flop them.

You should NOT be worried about the Kang when you stuck on that foggybottom island. You SHOULD be worried about the FUCKING SUCKER BUGS AND SCORPS THAT HAVE TO BE KILLED BY MACHINE GUNS.

2:14 PM  
Blogger Worker #3116 said...

The lady on Morning ZOO voiced a similar concern yesterday when she said "I'm scared of those bugs! The dinosaurs I can handle because I can run away from them, but the bugs--" at which point I turned off the radio but I'm pretty sure she was going to further elaborate on the bugs' scariness.

2:48 PM  

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