Thursday, December 08, 2005

Sun Kil Dad

OUCH! Eber Bronfman, Manhattan DA Robert Morgenthau's campaign manager, is being called a cheater by his wife, Maria, who fired off a mass e-mail Monday night to hundreds of his friends blasting her two-timing husband and his lover, Kathy Hwang.

The e-mail, which contains embarrassing snapshots of a bare-chested Bronfman in a blue silk kimono, reads: "Eben Bronfman is a cheating husband. While Eben is off paying for hotel rooms for his trysts with [Hwang], his daughter is wearing clothing purchased from the Salvation Army."
(New York Post)

HA HA HA. I don't know who these people are, and I don't care. I hope they kill each other. And I LOVE when a cheater gets caught and publicly humiliated. There's a word for it: justice. But I like that the woman writing the incriminating email holds up their daughter's indie rock cred as a sign of the cheater's failure as a father. It is true. My father failed, and look at the kind of crap I wear. I bet you that behind every ironic sweat band and slimming pin-stripe blazer there is a child begging for a stable male role-model. This piece goes on to include the damaging fact that their daughter is into everything Mark Kozelek has done and has been getting temporary tattoos in order to figure out the best placement for the broken heart inside of a shimmering star tattoo based one one of her favorite Threadless designs, which she plans to get the day she turns 18.

Dads suck.

3 Comments:

Blogger Disco:Very said...

"While Eben is off paying for hotel rooms for his trysts with [Hwang], his daughter is listening to boring-ass shit like Fucking Death Cab For Fucking Cutie and buying Neighborhoodies." Hmmm, it doesn't have quite the same right to it, does it?

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she's six years fucking old.

3:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is his dauter easier way to spell your the worst thats not dad

10:02 PM  

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