Thursday, December 15, 2005

The War on Christmas: Operation Gang Rape

For the past two days, various departments have held their holiday parties in the conference room across the hall from our department. For hours on end the crowds gathered keep cheering, laughing, and clapping. It is insane.

Clown Coffee: They're the kind of sounds you would expect to hear at a gang rape.
Worker #3116: ...
Clown Coffee: Or a show.

2 Comments:

Blogger Disco:Very said...

Cheering, laughing and clapping are not the kind of sounds heard at the gang rapes I've ever attended--there is usually more of an intense hush to the room. But hey, that's what's great about democracy: we're free to tailor our gang rapes to our own personal tastes.

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worker #3116: where are you getting all these strange comment-leavers?

Same place where you get your ideas, I guess.

FROM YOUR ASSHOLE

--CC

3:09 PM  

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