Friday, December 09, 2005

The War on Christmas: Operation Holiday Party

Today is the annual office holiday party. Let's make it the last. Any suggestions?

So far the best I can come up with is spiking the punch with raw chicken. Christmas would be ruined due to intense gastro-intestinal distress, but my concern is people would just work harder than ever to make next Christmas the best ever. Also: how much chicken would I need to poison the whole department? At least 20 pounds. That's, like, a hundred and fifty dollars. And, the nail in the raw-chicken-spiked-punch-idea coffin: I don't know where to get colorless, odorless, tasteless raw chicken. Anything less, though, and people will suspect!

2 Comments:

Blogger CosmicMojo said...

you better watch out, the Family First Forum (or whatever they're called) is going to bust you for saying "holiday" intead of "christmas"

you gonna get smited down by god

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Ali G said...

i'm a little too late, but keep this in mind for next year: bring back the 1980s!

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2005-12-09T172524Z_01_DIT962712_RTRUKOC_0_US-LIFE-PARTIES.xml

8:40 AM  

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