Wednesday, December 28, 2005

You Are or Are Not Going to Die This Winter

Can someone explain the whole bird flu preparedness issue to me? What...what is there to prepare for? Either bird flu comes and kills a bunch of us, or it doesn't come? I'm not really sure how stocking up on Constant Comment tea is going to change that. It's not like you're going to see brown-skinned bird flu on the subway carrying a suspicious looking package. Now, if the government was encouraging everyone to prepare for the psychological trauma of helplessly watching your loved ones die, and seeing huge regions of the world economically devastated by an uncontrollable disease, that's something I can get behind. But they're not saying that, are they? No. "Be prepared."

Prepare this, government.


Blogger the Alpha John said...

Da gubament done fucked this one up son, recognize. Don't be droppin no science up in here.

1:29 PM  
Blogger CosmicMojo said...

stock up on Theraflu and netflix

9:44 AM  

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